Achtung! Das ist eine 1:1 Kopie aus dem mmo-champion Forum! sehr lustig wie ich finde,viel Spaß ;)

edit: für Alle die des Englischen mächtig sind ;)


*2 months before cata release*

*All Blizzard employees hop off the pandaren express, and head to meeting, to find Metzen eagerly awaiting them*

Metzen: Greetings fellow employees, take a seat.

Ghostcrawler: So what are we discussing this time, pally nerfs? Scrapping more cata features?

Metzen: No...You see my fellow employees, there is much hype about this new game from some game coming out in a year called Star Powers: The Old Republicans, apparently a lot of people seem interested in it, it is fabled to be the real WoW killer.

*Gasps around the room*

Metzen: So my fellow employees, we need to come up with some ideas to keep people playing WoW.

Fel Reaver: Well we could always just steal some ideas from the game...

Metzen: Excellent idea! Now...What are some key points from this 'Star Powers' series? Idea Researcher!

Idea Researcher: Well Metzen, they seem to have two very popular furry and cute races called Cookies that all furry, tough, and awesome, and the Ewoiks, which are cute, lovable, and huggable furry things...There are also these kung-fu people with glowy swords that seem to either manifest the power of the dark side through hate, and anger, and war and stuff, or are apart of the light side that are all peaceful and stuff. These warrior people look as if they can heal, tank, or dps! They are like overpowered paladins!

*More gasps around the room*

Metzen: Hmmmm...My idea stealing senses are tingling.....We need a race that is all those key points, furry, awesome, tough, cute, huggable, light side, good side, all roles, anti-hate...Hmmmmmmm....I got it!

*All eyes on Metzen*

Metzen: For the next World of Warcraft expansion, we are going to make Pandaren a playable race!

*Bigger gasps around the room*

Ghostcrawler: You don't actually mean that do you? We already dispelled those rumors long ago!

Metzen: Desperate times call for desperate measures, think about it, Pandaren are lovable, cute, tough, and awesome all together! We could even make them a neutral race where they pick between the Horde or Alliance! But we need something to counter those warriors with lazer swords...

Fel Reaver: What about monks? We added them to Diablo, shouldn't be to hard to do it to WoW.

Metzen: Excellent idea, we will steal our own idea, new class Monks! We can give the monks a light force, dark force type thing...And even better! Create a new race called the Sha that feeds on the dark evil energy of hatred and anger, and make the Pandaren all focused on peace. So it's like a light-side, good side type thing...Now we need more ideas...

Random Blizzard Employee: *not paying attention, and playing Pokemon on their DS* YES, I CAUGHT A PIKACHU!!!

Metzen: What was that?

Random Blizzard Employee: Umm....I caught a Pikachu? You know, pokemon, where you catch little pets and make them battle each other?

Metzen: That is brilliant! We will make companion pets battle each other, just like this pokechu things you are told me about!

Candle: But isn't that just stealing an idea?

Metzen: Relax we do it all the time....Now, we need to come up with a story to fit all this together...Who could be the main villian?

Blizzard Employee #1: Sargeras!

Metzen: No...We can't use him, we have to keep him alive so everybody will keep playing WoW for the rest of their lives because they want to fight him or whatever.

Blizzard Employee #2: Azshara!

Metzen: No just kill her off in some 5 player dungeon.

Blizzard Employee #3: Your Mom!

Metzen: She can be a 5 man boss to.

Blizzard Employee #4: Illidan!

Metzen: He's dead...

Blizzard Employee #4: Bring him back?

Metzen: Good idea, fans will love it, next?

Blizzard Employee #5: Old Gods!

Metzen: That would make fans to happy, fans can't be happy.

Blizzard Employee #6: What if there wasn't one?

Metzen: Hmmmm...That might work, less work for the raid designers, we could just say this is 'the war' expansion or whatever. Well, just throw darts at random alliance towns on the map to pick which ones are destroyed to give a reason for a war.

*darts thrown*

Ghostcrawler: The Dart hit Theramore sir!

Metzen: Kk....I will wear an alliance hoodie to blizzcon next year so alliance players will feel loved when this happens. Alright, we are just about set, players are going to freak out in excitement at this new expansion!

*About a year later*

Metzen: Players are hating this expansion! Guys quick, throw some ideas to calm these people down!

Ghostcrawler: New player models!

Metzen: Done!